Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Professional Quiz

This is a quiz that tests your professionalism, I got all right... Oh, okay, maybe not all right, more of like all wrong.
There is no need to cheat. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think like a professional.(like me!!!)(LOL)
Lets start:
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?










The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?













Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the door.Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This question tests your foresight.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?










Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! This tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking. OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.

4. There is a river that is known to have many crocodiles in it. How do you cross it?









Correct Answer: Simply swim across it. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting! That completes the test!This question tests your reasoning ability.



So...If you answered 4/4 correctly, you're a true professional. Wealth awaits you.
If you answered 3/4, you have some catching up to do but there's hope for you.
If you answered 2/4, consider a career as a hamburger flipper in a fast food joint.
If you answered 1/4, try selling your organs. It's the only way you will ever make any money.
If you answered 0 correctly, maybe career that does not require any higher mental functions at all, such as management, politics, law or medicine. Just kidding...

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