an example of a simple misunderstanding

1: Can I speak to Annie Wan(anyone)
2: Yes, you can speak to me.
1: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan(anyone)
2: Speak to me.
1: Okay... Well, tell Annie Wan(anyone) that Noe Wan(noone) was injured in a car accident so Noe Wan(noone) got sent to the hospital and Noe Wan(noone) wants Avery Wan(everyone) to see him now.
2: If no one got injured in a car accident, and no one got sent to the hospital, why must everyone go there?
1: Avery Wan(everyone) must go now! It's getting late!
2: Excuse me, whoever you are, but I have no time for your stupid jokes!
1: I am Saw Lee(sorry)
2: Well, you should be!