Animated pics

jus some small animated pics for y'all to see

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ιиℓιиє ѕкαтιиg яσχ!!! =) Today, we learnt inline skating in school as a so-called 'enriching' activity.LOL. At first, it was REALLY SCARY! But I got the hang of it and it went well. Well, well enought until rain struck and we couldn't skate anymore. But I still had fun! Tomorrow is the last day we can skate, I mean learn how to. Too bad it is only two days. :(
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The Hols Are Comin'!

Holidays are COMING!!! I am soo excited, cos there is no school and I am going out with my friends and also going overseas! I am also excited about not going to school, who can't be? Finally, I've got some rest after those horrible months, suffering the tortures of school life and the 'fun' of having to get stabbed in the heart so many times. However, I hope things will be better next semester, I really do hope that I can make up with my ex-friend too. Anyway, what are y'all doing this June holidays? Have fun! :-)

Handwriting reader

How to learn more about a person just by reading his/her handwriting:

Step 1
Examine the Vertical Slant of the LettersLook at the slant of the individual letters on the page. A forward slant indicate an emotionally responsive personality. Letters that are straight up and down show a personality that is more reserved emotionally. A left slant to the letters can indicate emotional withdrawal. Letters slanted every which way are indicative of a highly volatile personality.

Step 2
Examine the Horizontal Lines of Words on an Unlined PaperIf your handwriting sample is on an unlined paper, observe the angle of the lines of words. Lines slanting upward indicate optimism and happiness. Sentences running in a downward slant can indicate depression. Straight writing indicates a balanced frame of mind.

Step 3
Examine the Overall Shape of the LettersCircular or Rounded Handwriting Indicates an open, easy-going or extroverted personality. Angular handwriting with sharp points indicates an aggressive, direct personality. Squared handwriting indicates a practical, scientific or logic based personality. Squiggles and irregular handwriting indicate an artistic, creative personality.

Step 4
Examine the "t"s.The cross on the "t" is representative of the writer's self esteem. A "t" that is crossed towards the bottom shows someone who has low expectations. A "t" that is crossed high on the bar indicates high self esteem and high expectations for accomplishing personal goals. A "t" that is crossed above the line indicates that the writer sets goals that are over his or her head and has unrealistically inflated self esteem.

Step 5
Examine the "i"sIf the "i"s are dotted directly above the stem, then the writer's mind is in the present. "i"s dotted in front of the stem indicate a writer that is in thinking about the future. "i"s dotted to the left of the stem indicate that the writer dwells in the past.

Step 6
Examine the letter spacingLetters that are spaced close together indicate an introverted, intense personality. Letters that are spaced farther apart indicate a more open extroverted nature.

Step 7
Examine the pressure applied to the paper while writingThe more pressure applied to the paper, the more stress the writer is under. Heavy writing can also indicate tension and/or emotional intensity.

Step 8
Examine the size of the lettersThe size of handwriting samples are directly proportionate to the perceived self importance of the writer. This rule is true of signatures. A large signature means that the writer views themselves as highly important, while a small signature may indicate a weak personality.
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Lie detecting

It is sometimes better to be kept in the dark than to know the truth.
But you may be hurt more by knowing the truth late...

Introduction to Detecting Lies:

Body Language of Lies:
• Physical expression is limited and stiff, with few arm and hand movements. Hand, arm and leg movement are toward their own body the liar takes up less space.
• A person who is lying to you avoids making eye contact.
• Hands touching their face, throat & mouth. Touching or scratching the nose or behind their ear.

Emotional Gestures & Contradiction
• Timing and duration of emotional gestures and emotions are off a normal pace. The display of emotion is delayed, stays longer it would naturally, then stops suddenly.
• Timing is off between emotions gestures/expressions and words. Example: Someone says "I love it!" when receiving a gift, and then smile after making that statement, rather then at the same time the statement is made.
• Expressions are limited to mouth movements when someone is faking emotions (like happy, surprised, sad, awe, )instead of the whole face. For example; when someone smiles naturally their whole face is involved: jaw/cheek movement etc.

Interactions and Reactions
• A guilty person gets defensive. An innocent person will often go on the offensive.
• A liar is uncomfortable facing his questioner and may turn his head or body away.
• A liar might unconsciously place objects between themselves and you.

Verbal Context and Content
• A liar will use your words to make answer a question. When asked, “Did you eat the last cookie?” The liar answers, “No, I did not eat the last cookie.”
•A statement with a contraction is more likely to be truthful: “ I didn't do it” instead of “I did not do it”
• Liars sometimes imply answers instead of denying something directly.
• The guilty person may speak more than natural, adding unnecessary details to convince you... they are not comfortable with silence or pauses in the conversation.
• When a truthful statement is made the pronoun is emphasized as much or more than the rest of the words in a statement.
• Words may be garbled and spoken softly, sentences will likely be muddled rather than emphasized.

What to do:
• If you believe someone is lying, then change subject of a conversation quickly, a liar follows along willingly and becomes more relaxed. The guilty wants the subject changed; an innocent person may be confused by the sudden change in topics and will want to back to the previous subject.

P.S. Now I know more about detecting lying, I wanna see if it's real!!!

Professional Quiz

This is a quiz that tests your professionalism, I got all right... Oh, okay, maybe not all right, more of like all wrong.
There is no need to cheat. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think like a professional.(like me!!!)(LOL)
Lets start:
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?










The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?













Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the door.Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This question tests your foresight.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?










Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! This tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking. OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.

4. There is a river that is known to have many crocodiles in it. How do you cross it?









Correct Answer: Simply swim across it. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting! That completes the test!This question tests your reasoning ability.



So...If you answered 4/4 correctly, you're a true professional. Wealth awaits you.
If you answered 3/4, you have some catching up to do but there's hope for you.
If you answered 2/4, consider a career as a hamburger flipper in a fast food joint.
If you answered 1/4, try selling your organs. It's the only way you will ever make any money.
If you answered 0 correctly, maybe career that does not require any higher mental functions at all, such as management, politics, law or medicine. Just kidding...

A bad day joke

A guy was looking at his drink, deep in thought. He was like that for half of an hour.
Then, a big mischievious truck driver steps next to him, snatched the drink from the guy, and drank it all down. The poor guy starts sobbing.
The truck driver teased, "Aww... come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
The guy replies,"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I fall asleep and I go late to my office. My boss was boiling mad and fired me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out that it was stolen. The police said that they cannot do anything. I got a cab to return home, and when I left it, I remembered that I left my wallet and handphone there. The cab driver just drove away. I went home, and when I got there, I found my wife in bed with the gardener. I ran away and came here. And just when I was thinking about ending my life, you showed up and drank my poison."